An interesting phenomenon

Here's one of the classics from the former blog that I thought I would add here.  It made me laugh to remember what made me write this in the first place!

muf-fin pants (noun) 1: pants that are way too tight and thus cause the not firm belly to puff out over the top as a muffin does as it rises in the oven 2: a favorite article of clothing among people who have those special mirrors that lie to them, and allow them to believe there is much truth in the saying, "Damn, I look good!!!" 3: article of clothing popular among high school girls who definitely don't have the typical female body image problems connected with most girls their age.

Remember:
Just say no to muffin pants!
Friends don't let friends wear muffin pants!