Tuesday, December 15, 2009

An interesting phenomenon

Here's one of the classics from the former blog that I thought I would add here.  It made me laugh to remember what made me write this in the first place!

muf-fin pants (noun) 1: pants that are way too tight and thus cause the not firm belly to puff out over the top as a muffin does as it rises in the oven 2: a favorite article of clothing among people who have those special mirrors that lie to them, and allow them to believe there is much truth in the saying, "Damn, I look good!!!" 3: article of clothing popular among high school girls who definitely don't have the typical female body image problems connected with most girls their age.

Just say no to muffin pants!
Friends don't let friends wear muffin pants!